god I’m horny
"hello horny, im god"
//AN ANON REMINDED ME THAT I WANTED TO DRAW SNK IN THE STYLINGS OF DR. SEUSS????
WHY MUST I PLAY GOD????
"Take my son!" the mother yelled
He was picked up without haste!
"Mom!" He yelped as the titan grabbed her
And bit her in half at the waist!
no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.
How did these two even win the hunger games?
IF YOU GET A STRANGE ASK
HOVER OVER THE ICON
IF THERE IS NOTHING BUT THE 'FOLLOW' BAR
DO NOT ANSWER
i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS
HIS FUCKING HORROR
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
Ellen answers this question quite nicely.
Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?
Reblog every time
I love this so much
I’m not even in this fandom
I made a tumblr to reblog this gif. Life complete.
ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE
One thing you learn about owning a dane, they will sit on everything, even you:)
why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
That is awesome I love ties and it’s easy better then having a drug dealer in your School
Without the use of Photoshop or any digital manipulation, Korean artist JeeYoung Lee spends weeks converting her tiny Seoul studio into some of the most elaborate installations we’ve seen—for the sake of taking a single photograph.